Room 101

Strapped down in a room full of queer Frenchmen.

This pretty much sums up the Holiday Season. What started out as a normal day for Santa ended in disaster. He noticed that Rudolf was acting really strange and wondered if he was about to get back at all of the other reindeer for making fun his read nose. So he followed Rudolf and the other three reindeer almost out of the North pole, but Santa noticed what the other reindeer did not; that Rudolf had rigged the game so that he would never have to play, and that he was using a fully loaded pistol. Santa watched the reindeer put the gun to his head and pull the trigger. Their was a bright flash, and Santa's view was blotted out by a mass of red. He screamed and started running. When he looked back Rudolf was standing in the door with the pistol raised, he cocked to hammer back and . . . Well lets just say that it wasn't a happy Christmas for Mrs. Clause.