Room 101

Strapped down in a room full of queer Frenchmen.

This pretty much sums up the Holiday Season. What started out as a normal day for Santa ended in disaster. He noticed that Rudolf was acting really strange and wondered if he was about to get back at all of the other reindeer for making fun his read nose. So he followed Rudolf and the other three reindeer almost out of the North pole, but Santa noticed what the other reindeer did not; that Rudolf had rigged the game so that he would never have to play, and that he was using a fully loaded pistol. Santa watched the reindeer put the gun to his head and pull the trigger. Their was a bright flash, and Santa's view was blotted out by a mass of red. He screamed and started running. When he looked back Rudolf was standing in the door with the pistol raised, he cocked to hammer back and . . . Well lets just say that it wasn't a happy Christmas for Mrs. Clause.

Thanksgiving break

1. no school
2. no iss
3. good food
4. sleeping late
5. travel
6. freedom
7. TV
8. don't have to work
9. no school work
10. football

Food

1. smoked ham
2. fresh homemade rolls
3. dressings
4. potatoes
5. sweet potatoes.
6. fresh homemade bread
7. coconut cream pie
8. apple pie
9. rhubarb pie
10. strawberry pie
11. key lime pie
12. and much much more

Parashute

Myself
Sergent Whipple
Gunny Rawlings
Master Gunny Neil
Christian Herring
Erasmo Salazar

Sergent Whipple helped me enlist in the Marine Corps. He helped me take control of my future.

Anything

Monday was the Marine Corps birthday, November 10, 1775 in Times Caverns, the Marine Corps is now 233 years old. It is the youngest branch of the military, but also the most feared and respected. The Germans in World War I gave them the nick name Todus Hunden when they saw that a few Marines who were greatly outnumbered were about to take the hill the Germans were at.

GAY SENIOR SONG

WE HAVE A GAY SENIOR SONG. Even though we now have a black president we can't have a senior song by a black person.

Things I Love About Halloween.

1. The candy
2. The costumes
3. The decorations
4. The fact that its a Friday
5. The football game
6. The parties
7. The food
8. The preoccupation of law enforcement.
9. Getting rid of old candy
10. Haunted houses

Everyone should know that if you dress up as one of the biggest warlords of the century, not to mention mass murderer things are not going to go as planned. The kid that got Halloween costumes banned from his school should have know that he was going to get into trouble dressing up as Hitler; who had millions of people executed, and caused a World War.

I reely don't know

This is my story

This is my story. This is how it all ended. They say America is a land of dreams, but what they don't know is that everybody's dream is to end up on top. Nobody cares who they hurt as long as they end up on top. I was one of the people they thought they could make disappear. They were wrong. What everybody always forgets is that for every action there is a reaction. It might not be equal, and it definitely won't be fair if its me you thought you could get rid of. Too bad nobody will ever hear my tale. Why, because dead men tell no tales.
It all started with some low life who thought he ran the streets. Too bad there were others who thought the same thing. The difference was is that they had more money than he did. He died thinking he was on top of his game, and some other scumbag gained importance. The real trouble was this guy who moved up is that he thought I could be dealt with the same way. He put three .45 slugs in my chest, and dumped the body in some ditch. Too bad I wasn't dead. I crawled out of the ditch to the nearest house. They didn't want anything to do with me. I decided not to kill the little boy who was still asleep in his crib. His mother and father, not so lucky. It took me almost a month to recover. Now its payback time.
The real trouble is that the lowlife who shot me is now Houston's mayor. He won saying he was gonna clean up the streets. He had always been a good lair, no wonder he was such a good politician. First I was gonna tear his business apart, I was going to let him know that I was not only going to kill him, but that I was also going to destroy him and everybody around him. This took about six months to do effectively. I also mailed every person he trusted s head. He was soon killing anybody he thought might be connected to me. The real trouble with being in charge is that everybody always notices when you mess up. The wrong people noticed him before the public did. His men who he thought he commanded cut him wide open and left him for dead in the same ditch that he left me in. I was waiting for him. My face was the last thing he saw before he bled out.
This is part of my story, but its not the end of it.

Birthdays

Birthdays make many people very happy, I am not one of those people. To me birthdays are fun until you get to be 18 or 21 when u really don't have anything to look forward to anymore; except the presents, but why do people give you presents. Do they want you to experience some happiness before you die. A birthday to me is nothing more than a year closer to dying of old age. So if you want to celebrate somebody dying then have fun.

Fridays

I like the freedom that we get on Fridays.
I like the football game that we play on Fridays.
I like the food I get to eat on Fridays.
I like the fun everybody has on Fridays.

The Future

In the future if I am still alive then I hope I will have a house in Berlin, Germany because they have the best breweries in the world. I probably won't be living there most of the time because I would be deployed where ever the Marines station me. The house itself would be three blocks from the closest brewery, and will have six rooms which will include: a kitchen/dinning room with a large refrigerator that will be stocked with Berlins finest beers, the living room which will be furnished with leather couches and chairs, along with a 55" HD TV, it will also have a bar aligned along one wall, the bathroom will look like most bathrooms, with a toilet, sink, and a shower, the master bedroom will have a 48" HD TV, and a king sized bed, it will also have windows that over look the ocean, it will also have an alien ware computer with a 32" screen and a portable keyboard and mouse, and high speed internet, the garage will have space enough for six cars to fit inside of it, the basement will be thirty-six feet underground it will also have a lead lining, it will also have a gun smith workshop, and rations for six months, it is also where I will keep most of the weapons that I own.
I will be driving a 1965 Poniac GTO, a 1969 Chevy Chevelle, and a Marcilago.