18 Reasons

1. food 1. for working
2. livingroom 2. and working
3. bed 3. helping
4. truck 4. humor
5. TV 5. sarcasm
7. computer
8. bathroom
9. diningroom
11. dog
12. fish
13. cat
14. wii
15. my room
16. eye color
17. internet
18. haricuts

Thieves Steal a Beach

Thieves in Jamaica have embarrassed police and triggered a political row by stealing a beach - and making a clean getaway.

Hundreds of tonnes of white sand vanished from a planned resort on the island's north coast in July but three months later there is no sign of suspects nor sand.

An estimated 500 truck-loads of sand were removed from the Coral Spring beach in Trelawny and were believed to have been sold to rival resorts, a hefty logistical feat which has stumped police.

"It's a very complex investigation because it involves so many aspects," Mark Shields, the deputy commissioner for crime at the Jamaica Constabulary Force, told the BBC.

"You've got the receivers of the stolen sand, or what we believe to be the sand. The trucks themselves, the organizers and, of course, there is some suspicion that some police were in collusion with the movers of the sand."

A lot of sand is used in unregulated home-building across the Caribbean island but the scale and organisation behind the Trelawny heist - amounting to 400m (1,300ft) of strand - raised suspicions that hotels may have been involved.

Through The Dog's Eyes

I was in some kind of dump site. All I could smell was death. Now I remember what happened. The fat man, who always smelled like fast food and sweat, put me in some kind of ring where I could smell the blood of other dogs. Dogs and humans. They let some kind of other dog out of the other side. That was when the yelling started, it startled the other dog. He lifted his head up. His first and last mistake. I remember tasting blood as my teeth sank into his throat. The fat man was smiling when he stepped into the ring with the muzzle. No. I was not going back to the cage. He knelt to put the muzzle on. I went for his throat.
They thought that I was dead, Lucky me. I didn't know where I was or where they were, Lucky them.

Room 101

Strapped down in a room full of queer Frenchmen.

This pretty much sums up the Holiday Season. What started out as a normal day for Santa ended in disaster. He noticed that Rudolf was acting really strange and wondered if he was about to get back at all of the other reindeer for making fun his read nose. So he followed Rudolf and the other three reindeer almost out of the North pole, but Santa noticed what the other reindeer did not; that Rudolf had rigged the game so that he would never have to play, and that he was using a fully loaded pistol. Santa watched the reindeer put the gun to his head and pull the trigger. Their was a bright flash, and Santa's view was blotted out by a mass of red. He screamed and started running. When he looked back Rudolf was standing in the door with the pistol raised, he cocked to hammer back and . . . Well lets just say that it wasn't a happy Christmas for Mrs. Clause.

Thanksgiving break

1. no school
2. no iss
3. good food
4. sleeping late
5. travel
6. freedom
7. TV
8. don't have to work
9. no school work
10. football

Food

1. smoked ham
2. fresh homemade rolls
3. dressings
4. potatoes
5. sweet potatoes.
6. fresh homemade bread
7. coconut cream pie
8. apple pie
9. rhubarb pie
10. strawberry pie
11. key lime pie
12. and much much more