Friday, December 12, 2008

Room 101


Strapped down in a room full of queer Frenchmen.

Friday, December 5, 2008

This pretty much sums up the Holiday Season. What started out as a normal day for Santa ended in disaster. He noticed that Rudolf was acting really strange and wondered if he was about to get back at all of the other reindeer for making fun his read nose. So he followed Rudolf and the other three reindeer almost out of the North pole, but Santa noticed what the other reindeer did not; that Rudolf had rigged the game so that he would never have to play, and that he was using a fully loaded pistol. Santa watched the reindeer put the gun to his head and pull the trigger. Their was a bright flash, and Santa's view was blotted out by a mass of red. He screamed and started running. When he looked back Rudolf was standing in the door with the pistol raised, he cocked to hammer back and . . . Well lets just say that it wasn't a happy Christmas for Mrs. Clause.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Thanksgiving break

1. no school
2. no iss
3. good food
4. sleeping late
5. travel
6. freedom
7. TV
8. don't have to work
9. no school work
10. football

Food

1. smoked ham
2. fresh homemade rolls
3. dressings
4. potatoes
5. sweet potatoes.
6. fresh homemade bread
7. coconut cream pie
8. apple pie
9. rhubarb pie
10. strawberry pie
11. key lime pie
12. and much much more

Friday, November 21, 2008

Parashute

Myself
Sergent Whipple
Gunny Rawlings
Master Gunny Neil
Christian Herring
Erasmo Salazar

Sergent Whipple helped me enlist in the Marine Corps. He helped me take control of my future.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Anything

Monday was the Marine Corps birthday, November 10, 1775 in Times Caverns, the Marine Corps is now 233 years old. It is the youngest branch of the military, but also the most feared and respected. The Germans in World War I gave them the nick name Todus Hunden when they saw that a few Marines who were greatly outnumbered were about to take the hill the Germans were at.

Friday, November 7, 2008

GAY SENIOR SONG

WE HAVE A GAY SENIOR SONG. Even though we now have a black president we can't have a senior song by a black person.